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Joke of the Day
"WalMart is closing down 269 stores in 2016 Due to this, 17 cashiers will lose their jobs."
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"Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions"
"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."
"""You only paid for one bus fare, ma'am. I don't see how it's fair for you to take two seats just because you love pizza and cake."""
"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."
"My friend was frozen to absolute zero... He's pretty 0K with it."
"What's long and hard and full of seamen? The tube sock under my bed."
"What's gay unless you're Chinese? A bro-job."
"How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms? bear"
"LEGAL JARGON! Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!"