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Joke of the Day
"I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk"
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"What's worse than passing out and waking up after a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"I bought a friend an elephant for his room. He said, ""Thanks!"" and I said, ""Don't mention it"""
"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."
"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm soberphobic."
"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."
"Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice... ...how the fuck did two sticks win?"
"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."
"Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!"