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Joke of the Day

"You know why you never see I next to Y? I don't know why."

"Why do you put a fence around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"

"Need an Ark? I Noah guy."

"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""

"I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2."

"A priest and a rabbi... A priest and a rabbi see a young boy. Priest: ""Let's fuck him."" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."

"Kim Kardashian getting 6 million dollars stolen is a lot like if I got the condom that's been in my wallet since I was 12 stolen... Am I gonna miss it? Yeah. Was I gonna use it? No."

"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"

"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"