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Joke of the Day
"You know why you never see I next to Y? I don't know why."
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"Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? Yoghurt has a culture."
"""Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water."" Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots."
"They think they have found the the remains of Dick the Shit. Sorry, I meant Richard the Turd!"
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny."
"whats the difference between girl M&M's and boy M&M's? Boy M&M's have nuts."
"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."
"Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3. \#gaben2k16"
"""Put your hands in the air like you just don't care"" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever."
"[first day as tour guide on the moon] Me: keep your hats on Guy at the back: um they're called helmets Me: yeah you can take your hat off."