14479

Joke of the Day

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"

"[in ambulance after being shot] can we [coughs blood] stop at Taco Bell? ""Don't be stupid! [turns around while driving] of course we can"""

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch."

"Jokes That don't work written down There were 30 cows in a field, twenty ate sheep, how many didn't?"

"Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? He was grading papers on a curve."

"The first rule of Rule Club is that we talk about the rules. A lot."

"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."

"What is the best armor for sneaking? Leather, it's made of hide."

"My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :("