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"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
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"What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!"
" Dad, what does indifference and incompetence mean? Actually, I don't know, son. And I don't give a shit."
"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"
"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."
"Technology Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores."
"I'm not usually a prick but when I am, I try to be like Donald Trump"
"Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay."