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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
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"What's the us army tanksman's favorite song? ""Tanks for the memories""!"
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"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."