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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rapping computer? Mac-klemore"

"NOT all policemen are strippers."

"Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby? No? Add another one to the list!"

"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."

"Did you know the government can drug test our water supply?! That's why I never piss near a toilet. Instead - I piss on your mom. Shes by the trash.... (not the toilet)"

"Loneliness Status: Eating donuts and talking to the dog. He seems interested, but I think it's the donut."

"This joke didn't just happen by chance It was punintentional"

"My husband's signature move in bed is to roll over and take eighty percent of the covers with him."

"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"

"Why do ghosts say booOoOoo? Because they are disappointed in you..."