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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rapping computer? Mac-klemore"
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"Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore."
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"Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You hit her"
"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."
"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."
"Why are there no Irish attorneys? None of them can pass the Bar."
"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"