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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the electron leave it's house? Because it was grounded."
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"If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her"
"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"
"Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh."
"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"
"Why can't you surf on microwaves? Because they're too small."
"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."
"My apathy is at an all time whatever."
"What's brown and runs around your garden? Your fence."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."