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Joke of the Day

"what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing? ""My chilli's gone barmy!!!"""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that got a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."

"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."

"Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace. "

"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"

"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""

"What do you call a marine who can't swim? A submarine."

"Has anybody seen my keys? theyre awesome."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""