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Joke of the Day
"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"
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"How does OP's mom turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door."
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"As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps."