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Joke of the Day

"I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy."

"""I want to get drunk in public."" ""Me too but on pancake batter."" ""If only there was a way to solve both problems."" -The Origin of Eggnog"

"The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight: Donetsk, don't tell."

"Homeless man asked me if I could 'spare some change'. I told him 'change comes from within'. Long story short, I'm missing a kidney."

"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples It sounds funny Dozen tit"

"Daughter just told me, ""Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."" One day her picture will be on money."

"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."

"Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting!"