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Joke of the Day

"pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love"

"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."

"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"

"There should be an ""oh my god, shut up already"" button."

"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""

"Kwanzaa and Festivus were both made up in 1966. One is a joke holiday that no one should take seriously. The other was featured on Seinfeld. hat tip to u/AudibleNod"

"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"

"Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK."

"Updog (terrible joke I posted in dadjokes) Dad: (sniffs) it smells like updog in here. Son: What's up dog? Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!?"

"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."