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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone."

"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"

"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"

"I slept like a baby last night I cried for hours and shit my pants."

"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."

"Where does the President keep his armies? In his Baracks"

"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"

"No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender....."

"My Favorite Native American Joke Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke? Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke!"

"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."