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Joke of the Day

"If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named? Cause then there would be Nosex!"

"What's the crackhead's favorite song? I wanna rock!"

"The only honorable thing I've ever done in my life is this girl named Judy. Although, I'm starting to have doubts she was a real judge."

"Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye."

"The Hotness Scale I went out on a date with a chick the other night. Looks-wise, she was a five, but with her low self esteem, she was a solid seven."

"When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to ""warm her up"", I dont waste a second.. to throw in a hairdryer"

"Great news! I'm declaring a national strike. Nobody go to work."

"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"

"Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just spend all that Acme money to buy an actual dinner?"