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Joke of the Day

"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, ""Yeah, man, you're free."""

"Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat"

"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"

"Q: Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? A: Because he was a gold fish."

"I didn't know that numbers were Irish until I started telling time."

"What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you."

"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."

"Crack-head's favorite rap song... I wanna rock RIGHT NOW!!!!"