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Joke of the Day

"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."

"What's a Rabbis' favorite drink? Semenade"

"Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA"

"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."

"I'm still a little pissed we didn't get to keep the tail through the evolutionary process."

"I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump Can I get you anything?"

"My three sons are gonna hate me... once I name them Prescott, Scott, and Postscott"

"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"

"Pros and cons of guys Cons: they're dicks Pros: their dicks"

"I, for one... like Roman numerals."