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Joke of the Day
"What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you."
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"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."
"Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy."
"I'm worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post."
"Just remember... you're unique... Just like everybody else."
"I bought my son a trampoline But all he wanted to do was sit and cry in his wheelchair - This was a repost but I thought it was too funny not to share"
"What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets? 10 books of Snow Whites"
"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."
"Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"So, so very handsome If sex between three people is a threesome. And sex between two people is a twosome. Then...I guess I know why everybody calls me handsome."