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Joke of the Day
"Why was the belt thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants."
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."
"My internet was just down for 5 minutes, Im okay, but the 9-1-1 operator was being a total bitch about it."
"A guy walks into a bar... It hurt."
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."
"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"
"The first rule of laziness is"
"I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget... I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget. But I guess it's better to fall in love with a small person, than not a tall."
"PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes. Please and thank you."