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Joke of the Day

"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."

"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? One of them is a paid professional and the other one's your mom."

"The karate student kept killing all his teachers... I guess he became desenseitized"

"Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy? ""TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!"""

"What do you call a fat computer? Adele."

"I finally figured out why so few people still have fucks to give ! The gangster rappers stole the whole supply for their songs"

"What's green and invisible? This cabbage"

"Did you hear about the house built by lesbians? There's no studs, just tongue and groove."

"You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies."

"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"