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Joke of the Day

"No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery."

"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"

"A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle."

"What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving of a cliff? A shame. What do you call an empty seat? A damn shame."

"Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!"

"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."

"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."

"My New Year's resolution for 2017 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 12 more to go."

"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"

"My wife treats me like a God Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering."