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Joke of the Day

"No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery."

"What has two legs and is bleeding all over the fucking rug? Half a dog"

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other"

"Definition of a tree.... Something that spends 100 years growing so that it can jump out in front of unsuspecting women drivers"

"I asked my girlfriend at dinner, ""Why are you being so salty?"" Her response - with a flat, even look: ""I've been well seasoned."" I lost it"

"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."

"Donald Trump Has Written a Few Books About Business... But they all end at Chapter 11."

"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."

"ShermanFury @ShermanFury, so clever...."