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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"
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"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."
"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."
"Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links? Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes."
"Where do pirates go in the summer? In ARRgentina."
"A husband and a wife were having dinner... ... the wife dropped some tomato sauce on her top and said 'ugh, I look like a pig'. The husband responds 'AND you have tomato sauce on your top!'"
"Why don't Geordies use scales? Because they can weigh things by eye man."
"I just ate my weight in kidney beans! (I weigh eight ounces.)"
"what's the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"