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Joke of the Day

"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."

"I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!"

"I like playing games on Xbox Live with Mexicans because of the possibility of seeing ""You were killed by Jesus"" on the screen."

"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"

"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"

"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"

"'I' before 'E' , except after 'C' Weird."

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic."

"A son asked a his Jewish father The son asked ""Dad, could I borrow 30?"". The father turned around and answered ""10? Why do you want 5?"""

"some say yer mom reminds em' of a tornado sounds like hell when she comes, took my house when she left"