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Joke of the Day
"This girl told me she was saving herself for Jesus I said Jesus probably isn't going to fuck you."
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"I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian."
"I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins. So I entered myself."
"Two condoms walk into the bar.. One says to the other ""Hey, wanna get shit-faced?"""
"Say the punchline first. Wait, I mean, how do you ruin a good joke?"
"Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season. This is my no-L greeting!"