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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!"

"I was charged for dental floss during my most recent visit to the dentist. The dentist said he was changing the office's philos phy"

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A pedrophile"

"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""

"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."

"CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is"

"Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses."

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."

"Breaking Ne ws"

"Another way that succes is like pregnancy Women have to get it from men."