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Joke of the Day
"So I studied abroad in college... She never called me back though."
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"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""
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"The clock is ticking... 9:09 9:10 George Bush 9:12"
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"Give a girl an inch and she'll want the other 6 too"