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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth"
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"What idiot called it ""Fox News"" and not ""white whine""?"
"Hotel beds are often all the proof I need that Satan owns a mattress factory."
"What do a prostitute and a plumber have in common? They both service the john."
"Teachers be like... That is improper grammar!"
"I used to play checkers with my dad but he would always beat me. Probably because I would always win at checkers."
"A pianist is currently on trial. He was accused of fingering A Minor."
"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""
"*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*"
"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"