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Joke of the Day
"Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Hell yes! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."
Next Joke
"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."
"Lots of world leaders coming to DC. I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow."
"[Buzzfeed for Cats] 6 THINGS THAT WILL MAKE U BOLT FROM THE ROOM -Vacuum cleaner -Walls -The floor -Air -Yourself -Nothing. Nothing at all"
"What do you call a wireless network that goes down? A wireless notwork"
"If you love someone, set them free. If they return... something, something, Justin Bieber's a lesbian."
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
"Why do men like to be on bottom during sex? Cause they only know how to fuck up."
"What's my favourite kind of trans-fat? Chaz Bono"
"What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill."