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Joke of the Day

"[Buzzfeed for Cats] 6 THINGS THAT WILL MAKE U BOLT FROM THE ROOM -Vacuum cleaner -Walls -The floor -Air -Yourself -Nothing. Nothing at all"

"What's brown and sticky? a stick"

"2 Jews walk into a bar.... They buy it."

"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."

"What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!"

"The evil tongues speak ill. The good tongues give orgasms."

"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."

"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."

"NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected ...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West."