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Joke of the Day

"Being romantic as an awkward mathematician is hard... I called my girlfriend 1/cos(c) to try and compliment her but I don't think she caught my drift. Can't blame her though, that's a triggy one."

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"If I was moments away from my death I would ask someone for a 5-hour Energy drink."
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"Everyone talks about how May 4th is 100% hands down the best Star Wars holiday ever.... But only a fifth May deal in absolutes.."
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"""I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."" - People who don't get how definitions work."