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Joke of the Day
"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"
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"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"
"What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm? Beets by Dre"
"picture a bunch of dogs at a bar getting drunk off of a beer called air bud light"
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."
"How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. It *has* to be seven."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."
"I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke... but I realised that it's beneath me."