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Joke of the Day

"How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt? You jump from the 1st one."

"I can't believe I used to talk to people."

"Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the ""No Fry"" list."

"What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist."

"What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas? His verdict."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fisheyes"

"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."

"[dating game] GIRL: contestant #1 tell me how u would woo me ME: woo like in duck tales woo woo or a different type of woo? G: contestant #2"

"Creation of the woman Too bad God didn't make her out of he funny bone **this is just a joke so don't get offended please**"

"I update my Facebook picture to a jail mugshot over the holidays so my family will go visit someone else."