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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep? ...An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood"

"I went to subway today, and they gave me the wrong sandwich oops, wrong sub."

"Jewish woman why do jewish women only sleep with jewish men? they wont touch anything that isn't 5 percent off."

"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."

"What do you call a man with no shin Toe knee"

"Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary"

"Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just ""let it go"". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now..."

"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."

"People mistook me for a racist Some people at the park had assumed I was a racist because they thought I had said ""sand nigger"" Really what I said was; ""Get out of the sand, nigger."""

"What is a religious gorilla called? A monk-ey"