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Joke of the Day

"[Reguest] Can you tell me a joke that's translatable in any language? So not jokes like the current front page: http://i.imgur.com/Hp8K3vB.png"

"Hey, have you heard of that new movie, ""Constipation""? Yeah...it hasn't come out yet."

"I'm an insomniac, and I fucking hate it... My friends sleep like a log and they love it, but when I try I have nightmares about lumberjacks."

"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."

"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"

"TIL that .15% of subway sandwiches are made incorrectly on the first try Whoops sorry sir, wrong sub!"

"i wonder wat time is *looks at wrist only to realize i am not wearig a watch* ah yes, i had forgoten that time is but a invisible everything"

"Airbags are srs business ....anyone?"

"haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in"

"Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner, but he had a Mexican name."""