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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner, but he had a Mexican name."""

"Sperm is the best glue Have you ever seen a human being falling apart?"

"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"

"I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas."

"Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's."

"Can we have a moment of silence for all the great tweets that never make it out of the shower..."

"Sex in a cornfield Is sex in a cornfield called porn on a cob?"

"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."

"Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment ""You 3 look incredible!!"""

"So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. But when I do it, I'm ""antisocial"". I call bullshit."