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Joke of the Day
"The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint"
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"What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them? Woops, tee hee."
"So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone? You skip them both."
"WAITER: can i take your order? HER: *looks at lobster tank* i'll take that one ME: *looks out window* i'll take that pigeon"
"I told my friend she drew her eye brows on too high... She looked surprised."
"What Did Superman Tell Superwoman? Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)"
"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."
"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."
"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."
"I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy."