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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas? Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)"

"What do Asians do during an erection? They vote"

"For a week I've been telling my kid ""If your cough isn't better tomorrow, you're going to the doctor!"" and it finally worked. (She died.)"

"Job Interview I was being interviewed for a new job. They asked me to use three words to describe myself. So I answered, ""lazy."""

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her all about it."

"if we know your religion, stance on gun control & how many kids you have just by looking at your car, you have way too many bumper stickers"

"Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn... What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]"

"Like my Uncle always told me, if at first you don't succeed... keep sucking until you do suck seed."

"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."

"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!"