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Joke of the Day

"Your lips say no, but your eyes say- oh shit she's calling the cops!"

"In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby ""North West"" I will be naming my first son ""Taco"""

"Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy"

"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"

"When anyone says they've embarrassed themselves enough for one day, I smile, nod and think 'that kind of limit sounds nice'"

"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."

"Is it rude to give a copy of photoshop at a baby shower? It's just that I know what both parents look like they're gonna need it."

"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""

"There are two cow's are in the field and the cow said moo and the different cows said that's what I was going to say!!!!! Because they are cows"

"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."