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Joke of the Day
"Your lips say no, but your eyes say- oh shit she's calling the cops!"
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"What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!"
"Behind every great man... ...is a very surprised mother-in-law."
"What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out.."
"What did the pervert say to the Sex Detective? I'm sorry officer I didn't know this was your jurisdicktion. I heard this on a movie years ago, can anyone guess which one it was?"
"Apparently, Emma Watson is to star in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. If this turns out to be true, by the end of that movie my peni$ will be fifty shades of purple."
"Buy followers? No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to"
"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. EDIT: Also, I don't want my time to go to waist. Courtesy of /u/Carter127"
"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry."