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Joke of the Day

"Jason Collins joke Jason Collins finally comes out. He had to go through a hell of a lot of hoops though."

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."

"When someone at work asks you what you're doing this weekend, just pull a lettuce leaf out of your pocket and slowly start licking it."

"Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well."

"whats the difference between your sister and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it"

"How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway? You take the '*F*' out of '*Safe*', and the '*F*' out of '*way*'."

"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."

"So my friend held up a can of coke... And asked, ""How do people snort this stuff?"""

"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me"" ."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9. That's right; That's the punchline."