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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas? ... A: Mule-tide greetings."
Next Joke
"Sir. Your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32"
"Want to hear a good comeback story? Brokeback Mountain."
"I just slept 8 hours straight Then another 2 hours gay"
"I bet the Presidential Seal gets to eat all the fish he wants."
"What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"What do you call Batman after getting beat of by the Joker? Bruiced Wayne."
"What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas"
"Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*"
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot you racist."