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Joke of the Day

"If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnaping?"

"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."

"Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house."

"What's heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers. because you have the weight of the feathers and you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds."

"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."

"Why does the easter bunny hide all the eggs? Because he doesnt want anybody to know he is fucking the chicken."

"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."

"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"

"What do you call a moving company owned by cows? A bunch of moooovers."