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Joke of the Day
"Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs? Because B-shells were too small."
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"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"
"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"
"Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything."
"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """
"(Flash of brilliance while out shopping) My friend asked me what my favorite store to shop at was. I couldn't decide, so I said I love ""them all"""
"I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices."
"I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush"
"One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say ""Great minds think alike""."
"As a german I have to ask: You know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."