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Joke of the Day

"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"

"If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read."

"What do nazis use to mass produce toys? A vinyl solution."

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."

"Is it too early to make jokes about 9/11? Yes, you should wait 5 more days!"

"Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars."

"My therapist told me the reason I have a lower sex life than I want Is because I misinterpret what people are telling me. I'm pretty sure she wants my dick."

"You should marry the first person who can understand what you're saying while you brush your teeth."

"TIFU Down was jealous."