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Joke of the Day

"I submitted 10 wordplays to a pun contest hoping one would win best quip... But no pun in ten did."

"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet"

"what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean!"

"Why don't rabbits makes noise during sex? Because they have cotton balls."

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""

"Men treat women like objects. Weird men treat objects like women."

"You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg."

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / their like, is this organic? do u hav a vegan option? can u make it with froyo insted"

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."

"I'm a dirty bird. *shits on your windshield*"