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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean!"

"How to pick up women: 1-approach beautiful lady 2-bend at the knees 3-lift gently 4-oh god she's screaming 5-put her down the cops are here"

"What do you get when you combine a dill pickle and a doughnut? a dildo"

"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."

"What's the funniest smelling thing on the earth? An anchovies cunt."

"Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why."

"A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."

"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"

"7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"