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Joke of the Day
"I'm a dirty bird. *shits on your windshield*"
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"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."
"Just got back from the Czech Republic... ...it was Prague-ably the best trip of my life"
"Hey, did you say that your dog likes to 'exercise' or 'exorcise'? [dog is already throwing holy water around the house]"
"What do you call a recovering alcoholic? A ginspiration."
"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"
"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"
"Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights."
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."