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Joke of the Day
"I'm a dirty bird. *shits on your windshield*"
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"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
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"A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Where'd you get the pig."" The woman says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" He says, ""I was talking to the duck."""
"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."
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