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Joke of the Day
"What's Princess Leia's first name? Comoniwanna."
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"Takes a very specific type of confidence to drop off your hoodie at coat check."
"Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms."
"You know what is going on in Ukraine? Donetsk, don't tell."
"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."
"bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis"
"Please, I can't handle any plays on words tonight. I just had an appundectomy."
"Do you know the official psychiatric term for when a woman keeps getting more and more cats? It's called an Add-A-Puss Complex."
"Just been fined 500 for having a joint in my greenhouse. I guess people in glass houses shouldn't get stoned."
"Hey girl, are you made of lead? Because you have a plumbum."