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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me what world of Warcraft and league of legends are. Wow, lol."

"What's Trumps favourite super market? Walmart."

"Why do Jewish men get circumsized? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."

"I bet if I could see into the future, I would use that power to watch a lot more TV."

"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."

"What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)"

"Just accidentally zoomed so far out of a Word document that I saw the birth of the universe"

"[At Mall] Good cop: CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE! Bad cop: OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS Black Friday cop: *Segways past everyone & gets the last HDTV*"

"What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him? I've got a golden tinkle in my eye... "