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"Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... Some people think they are insul'in"
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"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race."
"The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him."
"A man walks into a bar with a gun And shouts, ""Who the hell fucked my wife?!"" A man in the back replied ""You haven't got enough bullets mate!"""
"[*Wakes up on sofa] ""Did I...DID I HAVE A FIGHT WITH BATMAN?"" Wife [from bedroom]: ""YOU. PUNCHED. A. NUN."""
"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"
"I like my women like I like my beer: I'm so fucking lonely."
"Femi-Nazi Moderator Free speech to hell"
"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."