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Joke of the Day
"I work in construction... We don't have side pieces, we have back hoes"
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"Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie about a girl who cannot dance at all, but wins a dance competition because her partner has a great mullet"
"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."
"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."
"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."
"Wouldn't it be great if Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber hooked up... to one of Dr. Kevorkian's machines?"
"One more glass of wine and my ""only a lesbian from the waist up"" rule is about to go out the window."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !"
"*opens fortune cookie* there's rice on your face *grabs wifes and opens it* still there *grabs one from next table* I can do this all night"
"That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."