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Joke of the Day

"How to piss off a female archaeologist... Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from."

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"Guy asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. She thinks for a few seconds and replies.... Your penis is bigger than your father's."

"I'm thinking of maybe giving up on my Olympic dream."

"We waste our entire youth to obtain wealth and later on our entire wealth to obtain youth."

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"

"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"

"Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart."