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Joke of the Day
"[A snowman sees a sign for a snowblower] Oh hell yeah"
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"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"
"Darth Vader once baked some cookies... But it was a little on the dark side."
"How do angels greet each other? They say Halo."
"Every day, my face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you never take."" - Wayne Gretzky ""You miss 100% of the shots you DO take."" - Stormtroopers"
"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"
"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."
"Why was a physicist unable to do the double slit experiment? His wife didn't want a threesome."
"[first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now."