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Joke of the Day
"How do angels greet each other? They say Halo."
Next Joke
"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"
"Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd like to bang you on the counter."
"I like finger painting. I once painted a finger... on my finger, it was really good, no one could tell"
"What do you call 250 dead politicians? A good start."
"Autocorrect changed ""you're so wise"" to ""you're so wide"", and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home."
"Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take."
"What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen."
"A blonde decided to go to grad school"
"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."